Beautiful hands, gorgeous cöçk

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I've been testing this thesis for a few years and it's definitely true. Take my boyfriend for example. Long fingers that make a pint glass look small and lonely ... with lovely rounded fingernails, always perfectly cut. Correlates perfectly to a scrumptious penis that drives me insane. Just can't stop touching it day and night. Sucking it is in-saaane. What about those slight smaller fatter fingers. Ok (perhaps it just my bad luck) but these hands have somehow never translated into a beautiful dick. Thick yes. Orgasmic of course (with practice). But never gorgeous, perfectly curved, g-spot hitting sensational, wow. Im thinking this now as I sit in the bar in fantasy over the hands next to me ... that's the best thing about this thesis, how just looking at someones hands take you to another (much more x-rated) world. Any thoughts?

Do you know how to reeaaally jerk off?

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Sometimes we’re alone and there’s no-one to have sex with but we so must shoot one out. The best times I’ve had going it alone are either in public or private. Privately I’ve only found one way of having an amazing orgasm. It involve having a condom and filling it with a bit of oil (any oil suitable with contact with skin is fine). And then just put it on. Do be gentle and slow. The best orgasm imaginable is available to you by edging. Simply jerk off, but, before you shoot, lay off and stop. It may take 10 seconds or longer but just stop and don’t touch! Then when you’re feeling less horney, start again! This practice takes a long time to get used to, often I used to cum too quickly, being on my 2nd or 3rd edge and I’d shoot and it was uncontrollable. A good rule with edging is: the more times you stop and start, almost reaching ecstasy, the longer you should take before starting to edge again. Soo your final 2 or 3 edges could be 20 secs stopping and lastly 30 secs before you explode into an ecstatic orgasm.

You can use fingers into your butt during the last stages as it will heighten your orgasm soo much more. Remember to use lube as it will likely be painful otherwise.

Jerk off in public!

This is the ul-ti-mate orgasm high, no condom needed. Being an exhibitionist takes time, just go out into a public place. I find the gym the ultimate place but a shopping mall, public transport, the library even and cloths shops, particularly the fitting room and if you’re in a sportswear shop you just must try it – it’s places where you would go alone. I find the stalls just too sleazy, though if you’re into cruising then it may be your thing. You need to feel as if you’re gonna get caught. But don’t because you wanna do it again and again for sure! There’s nothing like the feeling of almost getting caught and a wow orgasm on top. You can get great example off www.xtube.com and even if you don’t go alone in public, www.xtube.com will give you great ideas.

If you’re daring, don’t clean up after yourself, though I’ve never gone back to that sports shop where in the fitting room I smeared the mirror.

Follow up on gym commando

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Ok. I admit, there was definitely a small thrill being commando in the gym. The best part was in the changing rooms, just knowing there was nothing between the "important bits" and the nylon of my shorts. Feeling that everyone knew I was free-balling. The whole gym also smelled "hornier" ... of that used gym shorts aroma. I was a little self conscious at the beginning, but then I realised ... that only those who "wanted it" and were watching a little too closely were likely to catch a glimpse of anything x-rated. You're quite safe on most exercises e.g. on the bike or shoulder press etc. Doing abdominals, leg raises and bench press are a little more risky because they allow someone sitting on the floor or across the room to look into your crotch (but then ... that's kinda the point of going commando). I tried tweeting status updates throughout the session but eventually got distracted and had to focus on the weights and getting the "burn". After all ... gotta keep up these abs and gym is really about exercise. The changing rooms however ... are for fun. Your comments and stories welcome.

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Older men in the gym

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Why is it that some older men (in their 60s and 70s) in the gym love wafting around without towels, and always get just that little bit too close for comfort. Ok. I'm sure we'll all agree ... it's great when a nicely toned naked man accidentally slips into your shower cubicle needing help reaching those awkward to wash spots (er erm). But it's just not the same when he's a little too old or badly out of shape. Don't get me wrong. There are some truly gorgeous "silver foxes" (e.g. Sean Connery). These men look after themselves, work out fairly frequently, eat well and have an aura of experience. They are super hot! I'm talking more about the type that just cruises around the showers, the sauna, steam room ... or sits in the changing rooms for too long treating the benches as some form of chaise longue (there are other venues designed specifically for this purpose). Sometimes this "seediness" can be kind of horny, but most often it's just a little disconcerting. Perhaps we should throw caution to the wind and strike up a conversation ... see where it goes?

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Commando at the gym ...

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It's a thought that just won't go away. I know we've highlighted the benefits of commando. We've also spoken before about the gym as a sex "taster" (I'm sure half the men are gay). But we've not yet experimented with commando at the gym; bringing these two themes together. I'm gonna "just do it" tomorrow. Was thinking about it non-stop today, lying on the bench-press, doing abs and hanging leg raises (with headphones hiding all grunting and other audio distractions). The idea of sex in the showers, on public display in the changing room (which is super busy). It's almost too much. So many great bodies (even if my eyes do always end up at the bulge in his pants, or following the few amazing arses). Perhaps I'm just spoilt at home ... which admittedly makes me think everyone has this amazing 8 inch uncut c@ck (that just tastes unbelievable). Either way, going commando at the gym is a must (especially after the success of last weekend). Think I'll wear something potentially revealing, to further highten the tension in the air. Will keep you informed as the session unfolds ...

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